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i didn’t know jackie chan looked like that~?~`/`/~?~!!~!`!?`1~?!!~1`!!`1~!
thats bobby lee, and did yuo kno that people lie on the internet?
omfg im crying
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Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE???
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